1. As a youthful future tycoon of tomorrow, you would say that your biggest achievement was:

   1. Running the tuck shop in the private school I attended for 14 years. I am a global tuckshop leader

      Add a point in A

   2. Teaching an entire poolside holiday crowd the birdy song with rude gestures. I am a global holiday leader

      Add a point in B

   3. Surviving at all

      Add a point in C

   4. Moving from inspirational business impressions of small reptiles and insects to much larger ones

      Add a point in D

2. When it came to higher education you attended:

   1. Business school

      Add a point in A

   2. Horse school, where I got a degree in horses

      Add a point in B

   3. The school of hard knocks

      Add a point in C

   4. Catering school (for 2 years. Well, no, alright, four months, but it FELT like at least two years)

      Add a point in D

3. In terms of management, you believe your primary skills lie in:

   1. My ineffable charm and untouchable gel skills

      Add a point in A

   2. Taking on criticism. For as long as it takes to fool everyone into thinking I've taken on their criticism

      Add a point in B

   3. A low profile, quiet determination and delegation, delegation, delegation

      Add a point in C

   4. SHOUTING

      Add a point in D

4. If you were an animal, you would be:

   1. Poochie

      Add a point in A

   2. A large angry dog. Possibly a Rottweiler

      Add a point in B

   3. This is a ridiculous question. I would be a business-animal. A quiet one. What animal wears a nice suit? Well, yes, a penguin then

      Add a point in C

   4. A reverse pterodactyl

      Add a point in D

5. Can you do an impression of a reverse pterodactyl?

   1. No ...

      Add a point in A

   2. No.

      Add a point in B

   3. No!

      Add a point in C

   4. SKQRWEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

      Add a point in D

6. Your idea of power dressing involves:

   1. Hairgelling my stubble. And possibly wearing a different tie. School rules are meant to be broken

      Add a point in A

   2. A neckerchief. No, really

      Add a point in B

   3. A suit. What ARE these questions? This is not the kind of thing a global pricing leader should concern themselves with

      Add a point in C

   4. Wearing a suit WHILE doing an impression of a reverse pterodactyl. There is nothing in life more powerful than a pterodactyl going backwards in a suit

      Add a point in D

7. Complete the sentence: "If a job needs doing..."

   1. Smile winningly until someone else does it

      Add a point in A

   2. State repeatedly that it wasn't your responsibility to do it

      Add a point in B

   3. Deputise. Hard

      Add a point in C

   4. Steal the ironing boards so whoever should be doing it, can't

      Add a point in D

8. A maths problem: If 20 tables over a four hour period are expected to order an average of four bowls of soup per table per 1.25 hours, and each bowl requires an average of 17 tomatoes, how much is a bowl of soup in Guildford?

   1. £3.50

      Add a point in A

   2. £12. Which people will play, because it's good honest British food

      Add a point in B

   3. £4.50

      Add a point in C

   4. I've got a comedy moustache! Um. Oooh, look over there!

      Add a point in D

9. Quick business-reflex test: When in doubt ...

   1. .... Smile winningly!

      Add a point in A

   2. Blame someone else

      Add a point in B

   3. Deputise

      Add a point in C

   4. Um. SKRWEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

      Add a point in D

10. If you won this show, you would:

    1. Punch the air, smiling

       Add a point in A

    2. Have it large. Loudly

       Add a point in B

    3. Take my friends out for a big meal. For when you have seen your family fall apart and know how hard life can be, the simple things matter

       Add a point in C

    4. Well, I've been working on a special new celebratory whooping backward-triceratops noise ...

       Add a point in D

Buckets

1. 1

   <strong>Mostly As:</strong> Congratulations! You are <strong>ALEX!</strong> You're dashing and smart and apparently the entire female readership of Heat want to sleep with you. Whether this will actually help in a business career is yet to be determined, but whether you'll have time for a business career in- between modeling shoots is debatable anyway

2. 2

   <strong>Mostly Bs:</strong> Congratulations! You are <strong>CLAIRE!</strong> You're ambitious, and determined, and find yourself strongly drawn to neckerchiefs for no discernible reason. Naturally loud and gregarious, you're willing to tame your verbal excesses if it means getting the job you want, but will probably apply for Big Brother again if it doesn't

3. 3

   <strong>Mostly Cs:</strong> Commiserations! You are <strong>HELENE!</strong> You're quite nice, and people don't find you offensive, but you've had a terrible life, poor love. Still, you've managed to get this far, and it's a testament to your professionalism and Global Pricing Leadership that you have, so well done you. You prove to the world that if you put your mind to it, anything is possible (except possibly knowing what 'Global Pricing Leader' actually means)

4. 4

   <strong>Mostly Ds:</strong> YOU ARE <strong>LEE!</strong> You're rough and rugged and all manner of other words beginning with 'r' - including 'ruthlessly' ambitious, 'really' loud and 'ready' for your marvellous career in business and all the 'riches' that may bring. And you will get them just as soon as you stop doing that 'ridiculous' impression of a prehistoric winged mammal, alright? Stop it